Hygiene From Hell Gift Basket

Know someone who needs a little hygiene? Hygiene from Hell Birthday Gift Basket Content includes.... * Fanny Floss - I think the name says it all! * Sphincter Shrinker for Big Assholes! This hilarious can is an actual pleasantly scented air freshener. Click Here to read back of Sphincter Shrinker can's funny usage. * The Finger Nose and Ear Trimmer As seen on The Tonight Show this battery-powered nose-hair trimmer is shaped like a human finger for faux-nose-pickery hilarity! *Weiner Kleener Soap Personal hygiene has never been so simulating. Solves that age old bathing dilemma and adds a "hole" new dimension of pleasure and fun. One size fits most men. Note: For extra mystery and suspense (okay, it doesn't fit in the basket) we include a note to the recipient to look under the decorative straw for the packaging and directions to The Finger Nose Trimmer and Weener Kleener Soap.